agar main soa jau ,
to mujhe uthana mat,
agar main soa jau,
to mujhe uthana mat,
agar main uth jau,
to mujhe sula dena
Archive for the ‘Funny Shayari’ Category
0
Girl.mujh par shayari karo
Boy.in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
ho jao takli aur kar do savera
An ec engineer thought
If engineers make their film name should be
Hamari i.c apke pas h,curent or voltage do lutere, 3 resistor, ek tha capacitor, engineering ek dhokha, maine engineering kyo kia
Voltagefull 2, inductor ke side efect ,enginerin ek prem katha, kyoki resistor jhut nahi bolta, currentcharitar-2,input vale output le gayenge, i.c hil gayi
Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate do rupaya parti kilo bhadha ker bataya
to hum ne us se pucha ,
bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ???
Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai
is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain.
Cuhe ko billi lagi goori goori,
dono milne lage choori choori,
chune ne billi se kaha aa chal khele aankh micholi,
billi ne cuhe ko khaya
cuhe ne marte marte chillaya
*I HATE LUV STORY*
Arz Kiya hai... 